I Don’t Know About You, But I’m Pretty Punctual – Day 3

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Whaaaaat?! I didn’t FORGET to post this yesterday. You just forgot to notice that this sentence doesn’t make any temporal sense.

Ok so I admit I didn’t post this yesterday. You got me. But I was VERY busy.

Ok I was playing Dark Souls.

Anyway read on, fans.
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I Have Never Been As On Time As I Am Right Now – Day 2

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As crazy as it seems, I watched 122 movies from 2015. I actually watched a couple more, but for some reason didn’t keep track of those. I don;t remember why. But anyway yea, alongside all of the OTHER movies I watched in 2015, I made time for 122 movies released during the year. You know what? Some of them were terrible garbage that was awful and not the least bit pleasurable to sit through. They were dumb and loud and boring and all kind of other horrible descriptive terms. These movies though. They were the best of the best. And the following 10 were even better than the previous 10 (I guess. I only put SO MUCH thought into the order of the movies behind 25).
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Super-On-Time Top 50 movies of 2015 Part 1: Honorable Mentions

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! WOW WHAT A BEAUTIFUL JANUARY DAY. NO SNOW JUST SUN SUN SUN. LITTLE COLD THOUGH.

So, as you may have noticed, my Top 50 has begun. Day 1, however, is the movies that just COULDN’T SQUEAK BY. It hurts me to write this, as these are movies I loved. But since I didn’t see quite enough great movies this year to write a Top 100, here we are. Now, the thing about this list is that these are all imperfect movies. All movies are imperfect in their own ways, but these are the movies that just didn’t do as much as the 50 other, better movies I saw this year. And maybe they aren’t better. Maybe I just didn’t like them as much. Because that’s the thing about my list guys. It’s not my 50 favorites or the 50 best. It’s some kind of monstrous amalgamation of those 2 topics.

Anyway let’s get this show on the road.
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